Who knows? Maybe you'll need these ideas someday.
First comes the boat, then comes the name. And we're all for making that name a funny one! Sure, the practice of naming your boat is rich in history and superstition—but nowadays, it's also a way to show off your sense of humor. Proof: the hilarious boat names that we've compiled for you below. Maybe you're here for a nauti(cal) or nice laugh, even though you don't plan on buying a boat any time soon, or maybe you're ready to take the plunge and purchase one. Either way, welcome to the right place. Calm seas and funny boat names ahead!
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Because it's calling you out to sea.
Sorry, but one naughty/nautical pun wasn't enough—we needed a second, and it needed to be a double.
What happened to the first pleasure island? Therein lies the mystery.
A whole summer vibe.
A nod to Moby Dick? Smartest ship in the sea, if you ask me. "Loomings," the title of the first chapter, would also be cute.
A Herman Melville reference and a pun, what's not to love?
In other words, don't leave him a voicemail because he won't listen to it.
Because when you're on a boat, there's no such thing as the "worst of times."
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