If we learned anything about home decor this year, it’s that quirky is so in. Nowadays, designers and homeowners are trading in sterile and cookie-cutter homes in favor of spaces with personality. And, if you’re itching to welcome whimsy into your home, consider this your sign to get yourself a porch goose from Costco— it’s going viral online right now.
Think of these backyard birds as your new mascot: They can sit on your porch, front yard, or terrace to offer cheerful charm for visitors and passersby. Though porch geese were once popular in the 1980s, they’re making a comeback in a big way—and are even available at Costco for $35. If you ask us, it’s a small price for so much joy.
When most people think about buying home products from Costco, they usually think of strictly practical purchases: Heaps of toilet paper rolls, a shed to conceal patio furniture, or even furniture that can turn a home office into a bedroom on demand. But make no mistake, even Costco is brimming with whimsy.
Clocking in at 24 inches tall, this porch goose from Evergreen Enterprises is the Goldilocks of outdoor decor: It’s large enough to make a statement but not as cumbersome as, say, a 12-foot-tall skeleton. The metal frame is sturdy enough to hold its own should a gust of wind sweep your neighborhood, while the powder-coated finish keeps rust and corrosion to a minimum. That said, if your goose gets a little dirty, you can disconnect the body from its webbed feet and give it a quick wipe-down.
You have to admit this porch goose is adorable on its own, but what makes this pick even cuter is that it comes with a pair of outfits: Shoppers can choose between a gardener ensemble and rain slicker or a “grill master” look, as well as a tropical shirt and lei. But, honestly, why stop there? A quick Amazon search yields clothes for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and even Valentine’s Day.
Sure, adding a few more costumes to your goose’s closet is an extra expense, but if you want to bring some smile-inducing quirk, it’s an investment that’s so worth it.
